送交者: BIGBEN 于 2010-01-22, 11:40:49:
回答: 今天没人讲星期五故事吗? 由 BIGBEN 于 2010-01-22, 10:50:02:
'Is your dad home?'
'No.'
'Is your mom home?'
'No.'
'Is your brother Howard home?'
'No. He went to town with Dad. How can I help you? If you want to borrow something, just help yourself.'
The rancher paused a bit, and said, 'I just want your dad know that Howard got my daughter pregnant.'
The boy thought a little, and then said, 'My dad charges 100 dollars for the horse, 50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he is going to charge for Howard.'