Just for your amusement:
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TITLE: My First Days, in the US of A
ABSTRACT: A Chinese Woman Landed in Albuquerque of USA, into a Soviet Prison with Three Child Inmates, Gift of a Chinese-speaking Viet Cong-victimized Refuge.
STORY LINE (Condensed from excerpt freely available on Amazon, click on the book icon): A woman walks out on her husband and three children. The man needs a baby sitter when he goes to work. He drives to the airport and abducts a woman. He locks her up in his apartment as a babysitter. The police come and rescue her from captivity after three days.
DECONSTRUCTION: Oh yeah, what man looking for a babysitter would not thinking of going to the airport and kidnapping a woman fresh off the plane. You must be insane if you don't recognize the brilliance of this man's brain. I am sure he just wakes up in the morning and voila, he has a plan: today, I will drive to the Albuquerque Airport and kidnap the most extraordinary woman to babysit my three (somewhat retarded) children. I would give her some cookies and she would take care of my lovely children for however long with those cookies. It would be so much safer to lock up my children with a stranger I kidnap than by themselves. Oh, yeah, this will work beautifully because the law says you can't leave young children by themselves. I can't do that as a law abiding citizen! Who says a loving father can't trust a stranger to take care of his children, especially if he knows that the stranger had been a parent at the tender age of 3 to her 4 year old younger sister (sorry , I don't know what younger means as I only know three English words "hello, help and thank you"). My children of a few years old are so easy, smart and funny. They would immediately call this woman "Mama" and cling to her big and fat lies (oh, wait, I mean legs). What a great father I am! With this wonder woman as the babysitter, I can work then for however many days and not return. (Lessons learned by me: Next time, my wife threatens to leave me and my baby, I will tell her: "Yeah, you do that. I will drive to Roanoke Airport and pick up a newly arrived Chinese woman. Our baby will call her Mama in no time". That will teach her!)
What an apartment it was in the center of Albuquerque! It has concrete floors, windows up high, and metal bar not to allow the red sand of the desert in. The doors are so amazing and a paddle lock is all you need to lock anyone in. Those government subsidized apartments are so well build and so isolated, nobody would hear people scream. How wonderful these living quarters are! Every UNM professor should be provided one so they can lock their students in :)
What a bunch of characters too! There was this Chinese man conveniently behind the ticket counter (or was that a ticket vendor?) as an interpreter at the SF airport. There was this kind and probably handsome American (oh, I am sure he is not black) standing behind her rear end with a $5 bill. There was this Vietnamese-Chinese law-abiding immigrant in government low income housing with a paddle lock. There were the two burly NM policemen busting into a Soviet prison. No, these are not stereotypical, these are just typical Americana! Oh, did I mention this kind $5 man was an accomplice of the communist Chinese movement in sending her to exile in NM? Oh, yeah, I am sure all these happened. Eh, one more thing, by the heroine's logic, this Vietnamese-Chinese is in a US labor camp in the center of Albuquerque. It is after all a government controlled apartment without hardwood floor and a refrigerator!
补充一下：
1. Government subsidized apartments should have a phone line. Why wouldn't this man have a phone?
2. Apartments without a window exit is against the fire code and hence illegal.
3. Ping forgot that the Vietnamese man had her luggage in his car!
这个编造的故事发生在美国,居然没有老美指出它的荒谬，真奇怪。